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what do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti?
a pastatute
how many people unfollowed you because of this
20
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"If you treat her like a queen, and she treats you like a jester, your princess is in another castle."
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(Source: reddit.com)
"It was announced that the New England Patriots have signed quarterback Tim Tebow, just weeks after he was released by the Jets. When asked how he’ll adjust to getting booed by Jets fans, Tebow said, “What do you mean ‘adjust to’?"
— Jimmy Fallon’s Monologue - June 11, 2013 (via latenightjimmy)
I think it says something that this got three likes on facebook but over 15,000 notes on tumblr.
(Source: gingerhobbit-tealover, via some--bastard)
